Wish Crusher

[Randen]

WISH CRUSHER

Playing this is fairly simple. Someone tells you a wish, and then you grant it, but also tell them something that goes terribly wrong. Under that, you make your wish and the chain continues...

Example:

Poster #1
I wish that I didn't have to go to school ever again.

Poster #2
Granted, but you become stupid and end up as a hobo living in a box on the side of the street.

I wish that my sister would shut up.

Poster#3
Ok, but then she wins a million dollars, doesn't give you any, moves to Russia and you never see her ever again.

I wish....

And it keeps going on and on. So lets begin. :3

I wish that I won the lottery

[Blackfoot]

Congratulations! You've won the lottery and blew it all on a mansion and a sports car.
Unfortunately, it all burns down.


I wish I was old enough to drive without adult supervision.

[Kivuli]

Poof! You're not eighty-even and your kids have taken your license away because you're a danger on the roads.

I wish I had a robot for a best friend.

[Randen]

Granted, but she soon aquires a glitch and goes on a destroying-rampage and wipes the earth clean of all living beings.

I my mom would let me get a new car.

[Jay]

Wish granted, but it' s a hunk of junk that doesn't even work.

I wish I had more sugar.

[Randen]

Granted, but all the sugar you get turns into salt as soon as you touch/eat it.

I wish I was taller.

[Jay]

Wish granted, but you are so tall that your head is in the outer atmosphere, you can't breathe.


I wish my dog would stop barking.

[Randen]

Okay, but instead it starts howling. All. Day. Long.

I wish I had enough cash to go out to eat with my brother.

[Kivuli]

Your brother and you decide to make some fast cash, and begin a ponzi scheme, siphoning millions from innocent people. You hit swanky restaurants, drive fancy cars, and start living the sweet life. However, when the government big-wigs gets suspicious, they freeze your assets during their investigation.

Your brother panics, and narks to the suits about the whole ordeal, but fingers you as the brain of the operation. For agreeing to cooperate, your brother's getting a slap on the wrist, but you're looking at hard time. Broke and out of options, you rob a local pizza joint and take one of the delivery people hostage. You know the only way to avoid trouble is to flee the country for someplace more tropical. The delivery person takes you to the airport, and under an assumed identity you cheeze it to an undisclosed location in South America.

During the ordeal the pizza personnel declares their undying love for you, and begs to come with you. However, after the way your brother turned on you, your own brother, you'll never trust anyone again. So without looking back you get on that plane.

You spend the rest of your life mixing little drinks in coconuts and selling beaded jewery on the beach. plotting vengance against your brother, who landed a cushy government position and a reality TV show similar to Celebrity Apprentice.

I wish these chips weren't so salty.

[Jay]

Wish granted, but they are so spicy and hot that you burn up.

I wish I could get more sleep.

[Randen]

((Kivvy... o-o Wow...))

Granted, but you fall into such a deep dream that you sleep the rest of your life away and die.

I wish I could make up my mind about what music to listen to.

[Jay]

Wish granted, but it's so terrible nobody wants to be your friend.


I wish I had more money so I could buy a laptop.

[Randen]

Granted, but the laptop you buy bursts into flames the second you open it, and it turns out the dealers you got it from were scammers, so all chances of you getting another laptop or your money back fly out the window. Your money is wasted in the end.

[Blackfoot]

I wish Randen had mentioned what he was wishing for...((^_^))

[Randen]

(( Heh, my bad. ^^" ))
You got it, but it's such a stupid wish no one plays this game, gets bored of the pack, and CSP disappears forever.

I wish I didn't just eat all that cotton candy.

[Blackfoot]

Granted, but then you ate no cotton candy and starved to death.

I wish it wasn't my turn for snow-shoveling.

[Jay]

Wish Granted, but you have to shovel the snow all the other times for the rest of your life.

I wish WolfQuest wasn't so slow.

[Randen]

Ok, but instead of being so slow, it becomes SUPER slow. In fact, it just crashes forever.

I wish I had good drawing skills.

[Rikki]

Granted, but you have no drawing utensils so then cannot use your new skills

I wish that this headache would disappear

[Randen]

Granted, but you can't feel your head any more so all facial control is lost.

I wish my brother would calm down.

[Rikki]

granted but it only lasts a few minutes

I wish i had dinner now.

[Sunny]

Granted, you got your dinner but it was all rotten. (Sorry, mah brain is dead XD)

I wish my tablet would work.

[Rikki]

granted, but now your computer doesnt work ^^

I wish that i wasnt tired.

[Emrys]

Granted, but you're tired all the next day instead.

I wish it wasn't raining.

[Sunny]

Granted, but then it would hail stone (large ones) instead.

I wish I hadn't put my GCSE Art homework off until the last minute XD

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